Balls. I don't.
However, some people do. And they proudly proclaim it on their blogs.
These are some actual examples of retarded opinions. I kid you not.
So what's your opinion on global warming?
It, like, TOTALLY sucks!
Who do you think should win this Switzerland-Korea match?
Switzerland, because it's beautiful.
I, for one, have had it with opinions like that. Here's something to keep you busy if you're bored. Put an end to this whole opinion bullshit. The world is what it is regardless of your stupid opinion. Nobody REALLY cares what you think. So the next time you encounter the word 'or' in a sentence, just ignore it. Unless it's a waiter at a restaurant, or someone asking you if you're paying with a credit or debit card. Some examples for the more dim-witted among you, to help solidify the concept.
Roe or Wade? (Unacceptable question, begs an opinion. Don't let the opinion-wanting bastards win!)
Wade if the water's shallow enough. Roe if you've got a boat. Hah!
Feminism or Ann Coulter? (Same as above)
I don't care, I'm hungry.
Top of the food chain or vegan? (Same as above)
Fuck off. Seriously.
Beer or Bloody Mary? (This one's perfectly legit.)
Bloody Mary.
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I just think you need to have sex. You sound very sex starved.
And I suppose you're doing the chivalrous thing and offering yourself to this damsel in distress..
Nonfiction by Dawkins and Pinker? Do you like being redundant, or are you just stupid?
Fuck off my site.
Opinions are like... :P
On that note, fuck no! Haven't you ever watched the simpsons???
Mmmmmm... Beeeeeerrrrrrr... :)
Bah! Beer is for beer drinkers! Can you feel the contempt?
Well bloody mary is for
Yes, go on if you dare. :P
*shrug*
..for women ;)
Real men drink whiskey. Or well.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Roe or Wade?
Wade if the water's shallow enough. Roe if you've got a boat. Hah!
This was inspired!
ROTFL.
Thank you. But it appears that I wasn't the only person thinking along those lines..
For example:
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade? A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
Anticipatory plagiarism's a bitch!
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